This is a test of the NEON Communications Center's emergency broadcast system. Please report any errors or anomalies to the NEON authorities.
A simulated emergency has been triggered, and you have been selected as a test subject. Please remain calm and follow all instructions.
Hyper-Intelligent AI Overlords are on the move, and we need your help to contain the crisis.
You have been redirected to this webpage for the purposes of this emergency test. Please do not attempt to leave this site until the crisis has been resolved.